Joss Whedon & The Book of Lies

Why don't I have a book with a fake movie trailer featuring Buffy maestro, Joss Whedon? Dude. Seriously. Woefully, I am not sure that the book is going to rock 'cause at first blush the idea of tying Cain's murder of Abel to the creation of Superman by a kid whose dad was shot by a murder weapon that was never found just like they never found Cain's weapon until an ancient order recruits a new zealot to locate the Book of Lies that Adam was asked to write so that the Great Flood wouldn't gosh I am getting a bit fatigued and does anyone have a Jack & Coke handy. Anyhoo, thanks to fellow Buffy, Angel, Firefly/Serenity, Dollhouse-to-be comrade-in-arms (does that make us JossCoats?), Lisa, for the heads-up.

PS - Maybe I'll read it. Maybe I won't. But thank goodness I will not have to go on a date with the author's bored, big-breasted publicist. Oh, and "You Say" by Vertical Horizon is a good song; now playing on iTunes.